discovered nudist discovers the timer driven outdoor lights didn’t go on because I had forgotten to reset it.
Hmm, timer is outside in front of your home in a surburban neighborhood, no fences everywhere and I live in a cul de sac.
Hmmmmmmm, quick look, no one around…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…neighbors right next to me are gone, neighbors across the way live in their back yard, along with the other neighbors we don’t talk to…heck with it. It is right outside the door, NO ONE is around I’ll only step outside real quickly, alter the timer and no harm done right? Right.
Open door, step though, shut door because inside lights are on and I do not want to supply a thorough shadow to my clueless(about my lifestyle anyway) neighbors. Correct timer, lights will pop on in 5 min. Amazing. Open the door…jiggle handle…jiggle handle furiously…devise swear words while feelings of overexposure set in.
Instantly look around while attempting to remember if we actually purchased the spare key and had the presence of mind to place in outside somewhere for similar, but clothed crises. NOPE! Still on the counter. Amazing. Fast mental re view of open doors…back door, open…no fence surban setting, (did I mention I lived on the corner of the cul de sac?) to far to walk, garage car door closed but for some reason, walk thru is broken open.
nude beach sex is open. Amazing. I will merely quicly walk over that way and AS I TURN AROUND, my next door neighbors drive right up in the van AND my neighbors across the way who live in their back yard walk by on the sidewalk with their dog.
Excellent. “Um….hi?” said while doing my best run while not running into the open garage.
Nobility is not a birthright, it’s explained by one’s actions.